Kaboom Go the Democrats

The Masterful Moves of Joe Biden

Luella Schmidt
7 min readJul 29, 2024

Are you tired of hearing how everything these days is unprecedented? Me too. I like my politicians like I like all my collaborators in this life. Competent and emotionally intelligent. This is how we avoid drama. And stay sane.

We’ve just experienced the most significant two weeks of politics in my lifetime. An assassination attempt, a failed Vice President unveiling, an uprising from the unelected left flank, a freaking legend passes the torch in exquisite fashion, and a queen is unleashed. All in just two weeks.

Obligatory Total Recall Meme

The Assassination Attempt

The assassination attempt of the Republican candidate by a registered Republican voter at a Republican campaign rally can only mean one thing. Democrats are bad. (That was seriously the Republican Party leaders’ initial reactions.) There were also several calls to end trump’s legal trials because those were to blame.

Are you in trouble with the law? Arrange to be shot at, and we’ll dismiss all your charges!

Add to this oddball response the fact that the campaign refuses to release any sort of statement by medical professionals about his injuries, and it’s no wonder some on the socials are entertaining conspiracies.

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Luella Schmidt

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